my primary1 tutee. how cute, so small like i could crush every bone in him if i did a slight bodyslam. HAHA no worries i aint sadistic, its just an expression. i didnt remember how tiny a p1 kid can be. and he's mixed blood. indian with japanese, COOL ANOT.
was just wondering why'd any parent waste money on hiring a tutor for a p1. no complains though, i get to earn hehe. ITS EXHILARATING TO TEACH.
and the security guard there, who mistook me as a tutee, was bored enough
GUARD: Whats 1 + 1? Me: 2 loh? GUARD: No its 1; 1 woman plus 1 baby in her stomach, headcount still 1. Me(entertained and smiled abit): Oh GUARD: Then what about 1 - 1? Me: Zero GUARD: No! Me(wanna see how he's gna reason out on this one): Why? GUARD: 1 pregnant woman give birth to 1 baby, baby out of stomach. Headcount bcomes 2 what, why u say zero? Me(its just polite to laugh): ahahahha.
GUARD starts rambling abt how teachers shld mark wrong if students wrote 1+1=2. i cringed on his other jokes, finally cannot take it and anticlimaxly went OK SEE YOU.
ok end of encounter with bored guard
on one hand, im too lazy to find another job on the other, i wanna be self sufficient.
cause ive got too my life running through my veins, going to waste
( 11:32 PM )
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keok
190189 tjcclimbingclub06/07
i cna tpye 300 wrods pre mniuet.
i tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got sucked into my nose.
i am an angel, the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
